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When she was packing for Holland

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When I Have Duress / Inquisition / Despise / Thoughtseize Used On Me

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When Someone Asks Why I Need a Card I’m Trading For

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(Does anyone else get asked this?)

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When someone is comboing off Eggs

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And now, to go out and eat Deviled Eggs that Maren has not made…

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Called out by name!

Called out by name!

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Scene:: At home, eating sloppy Jo’s with Sarah

Sarah farts loudly across the room in the chair.
We stare at each other and I chuckle.

Me: Whoo that gas! Enjoy that death camp, Nazi!
Sarah: that’s not funny Harvey. Do we have to see ‘The Boy in the Stripped Pajamas’? HUH? HMM?

I look sullen and down at my plate. “No…”
I slowly, sloooowly, finish my 4th sloppy Jo.

Sarah: HOW’S FOOD TASTE?

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I wish you were here Maren. That way, I could call you and squeal “my boyfriend’s in town!”

And you would get it and get excited for me.

Team Scorpion, reunited once again!!

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I miss listening to What’s My Age Again with my sister in the car